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2014 Holiday Pack

By: Cards Against Humanity

Type: Ziplock

Product Line: Cards Against Humanity


Product Info

Title
2014 Holiday Pack
Product Line
Category
Sub-category
Publish Year
2014
Dimensions
2.75x5x.5"
NKG Part #
2147641088
Type
Ziplock

Description

Black Cards:

  • Here lies YourName, Birthyear-2015, devoted friend, lover of _.
  • Honey, Mommy and Daddy love you very much. But apparently, Mommy loves _ more than she loves Daddy.
  • Dear Mom and Dad, Camp is fun. I like capture the flag. Yesterday, one of the older kids taught me about _. I love you, Casey
  • Why am I so tired?
  • Today on Buzzfeed: 10 Pictures of _ That Look Like _.
  • A curse upon thee! Many years from now, just when you think you're safe, _ shall turn into _.
  • Behold the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse! War, Famine, Death and _.

    White Cards:

  • Your name. (Or "Your name's butt")
  • A protracted siege.
  • 200 years of slavery.
  • Harnessing the miraculous power of the atom to slaughter 200,000 Japanese people.
  • Rock music and premarital sex.
  • This groovy new thing called LSD.
  • Blockbuster late fees up the wazoo.
  • The Bowflex Revolution.
  • Reading an entire book.
  • A vague fear of something called ISIS.
  • The diminishing purity of the white race.
  • Ebola.
  • Trying to feel something, anything.
  • Small-town cops with M4 assault rifles.
  • The 9,000 children who starved to death today.
  • The transience of all things.
  • All of the poop inside my body.
  • What remains of my penis.
  • Rising sea levels consistent with scientific predictions.
  • Being replaced by a robot.
  • The events of James Cameron's Avatar.
  • Building a ladder of hot dogs to the moon.
  • The Great Lizard Uprising of 2352.
  • A cloud of ash that darkens the Earth for a thousand years.
  • The dying breath of the last human.