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Arkham Sanitarium Lab Coat (L)

By: H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society, The

Type: Other

Product Line: Call of Cthulhu - Apparel

Last Stocked on 4/3/2020

Product Info

Title
Arkham Sanitarium Lab Coat (L)
Sub-category
Publish Year
2016
NKG Part #
2147630052
Type
Other

Description

Sick and tired of being singled out in the asylum for a lobotomy? Your troubles are over with our Arkham Sanitarium Lab Coat. They're only issued to our highly trained medical staff (see Dr. Leman in photo) and all the patients wish they had one. Order your Lab Coat today, experiment with sanity*, and finally get the respect you deserve.

*Please note that the wearing of our Arkham Sanitarium Lab Coat is not the same as attending a fully-accredited medical school. Our customers are hereby reminded that it is both unlawful and inappropriate for them to conduct surgeries, electro-static, bio-chemical or other experiments on live patients without the official sanctioning of a state-recognized medical authority. It seems silly we should have to remind you of this fact, but our lawyers feel better if we do.