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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack (Proof Copy)

By: Berkley Books

Type: Softcover

Product Line: Fantasy Novels (Berkley Books)

Last Stocked on 11/2/2010

Product Info

Title
How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack (Proof Copy)
Publisher
Category
Sub-category
Author
Chuck Sambuchino
Publish Year
2010
Pages
106
Dimensions
6x9x.25"
NKG Part #
2147438671
Type
Softcover

Description

Move over zombies and adolescent vampires.

There’s a new threat in town - and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here.

Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system - Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply - for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and - in the event that a secured perimeter is breached - confronting and combating the attackers at close range.