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Thin Green Line, The

By: Mongoose Publishing

Type: Softcover

Product Line: Paranoia XP

Last Stocked on 6/5/2023

Product Info

Title
Thin Green Line, The
Product Line
Author
Gareth Hanrahan
Publish Year
2008
Pages
64
Dimensions
8.5x11x.25"
NKG Part #
2147388984
MFG. Part #
MGP6661
Type
Softcover

Description

...tactical blunders and grotesque equipment failure…leading to 600% casualties. Pinned down by enemy cannons, send more fodder...

FOR THE EVERLASTING GLORY OF ALPHA COMPLEX AND THE ARMED FORCES!

Join the Armed Forces! (Joining is mandatory, citizen!)
See the Outdoors! (And the parts of Alpha Complex that other service groups don’t dare enter)
Meet interesting life-forms (we call them ‘targets’)
And terminate them (and the rest of your platoon)

!!!NOW 217% MORE PATRIOTIC!!!

The Armed Forces of Alpha Complex are THE THIN GREEN LINE, protecting Friend Computer from the vast hordes of Commie Mutant Traitors, renegade generals, rogue warbots and rabid squirrels. As a member of these elite forces, you will be issued with the latest in absurdly unreliable and destructive weaponry, given the most impressive rank titles that modern semantics can concoct, and sent out to die both horribly and repeatedly. This will not only be fun, but patriotic and heroic.

The most elite of the elite may even be promoted into the elite Vulture Squadron Warriors, The Computer’s chosen few!

The slightly less elite will be shot, blown up, stabbed, run over, betrayed, waterboarded, bombed and quite possibly dishonorably disintegrated.

THE THIN GREEN LINE. It’s like Troubleshooting, only with bigger guns.