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Udder Madness

By: Placebo Press

Type: Ziplock

Product Line: Board Games (Placebo Press)


Product Info

Title
Udder Madness
Publisher
Category
Dimensions
5x8x.15"
NKG Part #
2147347324
MFG. Part #
PPS006
Type
Ziplock

Description

In Udder Madness, you are an alien engaged in a contest with your alien pals to see who can tip the most cows of your opponents while tipping as few of your own as possible.

Why an alien, you ask? Well there are a couple of reasons.

One reason is that by now, any alien visitors we may have must surely have grown bored with abducting people and examining their nether-regions. So with nether-regions out, and crop circles quickly becoming past, they're going to need some new mystifying activity... Why not this?

The second reason is that we at Placebo Press could not possibly believe that an actual human being, no matter how depraved or intoxicated, would participate in such an activity outside of the confines of a harmless board game? Hence it must be aliens. We don't think our logic is flawed here.