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Farmageddon

By: 9th Level Games

Type: Module

Product Line: Kobolds Ate My Baby! (9th Level Games)


Product Info

Title
Farmageddon
Publisher
Author
Daniel Landis
Publish Year
2001
Pages
20
Dimensions
5.5x8.5x.15"
NKG Part #
14992
MFG. Part #
9LG9007
Type
Module

Description

Vor, the big red god of the Kobolds, is an angry god. (Wouldn't you be angry if you ended up being the god of Kobolds?) Today, however, he is extra special angry because he wasn't been invited to the Annual Picnic of the Gods and you know what they say, "If you can't beat 'em join 'em. And if they won't let you join 'em ending the world will really fix their wagons!" Vor wants your rag-tag band of Kobolds to bring on FARMAGEDDON! (Just like the apocalypse, only smaller.) Dodge Random Acts of Gods! Eat Sacred Babies! And Sacrifice the Four Cows of the Apocalypse! For use with Kobolds Ate My Baby! Third Edition.

Note: This game deals with controversial religious topics such as the end of the world, polytheism, and gods having an annual picnic. If it is likely that you might be offended by any of these concepts please call all your friends and have them BUY all the copies of this offensive book that they can find, start a massive bonfire (don't forget to call the local media!), and burn away. . .