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Paranoia - The 5th Edition

By: West End Games

Type: Softcover

Product Line: Paranoia (2nd Edition)

Last Stocked on 3/31/2024

Product Info

Title
Paranoia - The 5th Edition
Publisher
Product Line
Author
Ed Stark
Publish Year
1995
Pages
224
Dimensions
8.5x11x.5"
NKG Part #
11051
MFG. Part #
WEG12600
Type
Softcover

Description

SERVE THE COMPUTER THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND!

The Computer wants you to be happy. If you are not happy, you may be used as reactor shielding.

The Computer is crazy. The Computer is happy. The Computer will help you to become happy. This will drive you crazy.

Being a citizen of Alpha Complex is fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend.

Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Computer tells you so. Can you doubt The Computer?

Being a trouble shooter is fun. The Computer tells you so. Of course, The Computer is right.

Trouble shooters get shot at, stabbed, incinerated, stapled, mangled, poisoned, blown to bits, and occasionally accidentally executed. this is so much fun that many Troubleshooters go crazy. You will be working with many Troubleshooters. All of them carry lasers.

Aren't you glad you have a laser too? Won't this be fun?

There are many traitors in Alpha Complex. There are many happy citizens in Alpha Complex. Most of the happy citizens are crazy. It is hard to say which are more dangerous - traitors or happy citizens. Watch out for both of them.

The life of a Troubleshooter is full of surprises.

Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!