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Warlock of the Extremely High Tower of Painful, Mystical Death!

By: 9th Level Games

Type: Softcover

Product Line: Kobolds Ate My Baby! (9th Level Games)


Product Info

Title
Warlock of the Extremely High Tower of Painful, Mystical Death!
Publisher
Author
Demian Katz
Publish Year
2000
Dimensions
5.5x8.5x.17"
NKG Part #
10886
MFG. Part #
9LG9010
Type
Softcover

Description

The makers of Warlock of the Extremely High Tower of Painful, Mystical Death! would like to apologize in advance for every sick and foul idea contained in this book. We really are very sorry. Really. Play With Yourself! You knew today was going too well . . . You had just snatched the plumpest, juiciest, most mouth-watering baby you had ever seen. King Torg himself (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) couldn't have bagged a better baby, though you'd never admit that out loud. All of the sudden who should appear from out of nowhere demanding the child but the despicably foul-tempered archmage Tabriz. In an effort to extend the story and your life beyond a few short sentences, you promptly surrendered the baby to Tabriz. But being a kobold with neither fear nor sense, you begin to plan your assault on The Warlock of the Extremely High Tower of Painful Mystical Death! AKA Tabriz!