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Paranoia (2nd Edition)

By: West End Games

Type: Softcover

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Title
Paranoia (2nd Edition)
Publisher
Product Line
Publish Year
1987
Pages
106
Dimensions
8.5x11x.375"
NKG Part #
10869
MFG. Part #
WEG12000
Type
Softcover

Description

SERVE THE COMPUTER THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND!

The Computer wants you to be happy. If you are not happy, you may be used as reactor shielding.

The Computer is crazy. The Computer is happy. The Computer will help you to become happy. This will drive you crazy.

Being a citizen of Alpha Complex is fun. The Computer says so, and The Computer is your friend.

Rooting out traitors will make you happy. The Computer tells you so. Can you doubt The Computer?

Being a trouble shooter is fun. The Computer tells you so. Of course, The Computer is right.

Trouble shooters get shot at, stabbed, incinerated, stapled, mangled, poisoned, blown to bits, and occasionally accidentally executed. this is so much fun that many Troubleshooters go crazy. You will be working with many Troubleshooters. All of them carry lasers.

Aren't you glad you have a laser too? Won't this be fun?

There are many traitors in Alpha Complex. There are many happy citizens in Alpha Complex. Most of the happy citizens are crazy. It is hard to say which are more dangerous - traitors or happy citizens. Watch out for both of them.

The life of a Troubleshooter is full of surprises.

Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!